Lady Gaga's hair is somewhat akin to a rainbow on an electric chair — it's erratic yet colourfully animated.
We've seen the pop songstress display a vast array of hair colours, most of which can be likened to food items... Like the lemon tart yellow, vanilla cream blonde, orange... er… orange, strawberry cupcake pink, mouldy toast grey and now, caramel chocolate mousse brown.
Behold the bewildering normalcy of Gaga's hair! Dun, dun, duuun!
Of course we compare the colour to a confectionary creation, because that's what we know best. Mother Monster sees it in a more luxurious light.
"Definitely feeling less blond lately and little more progressive brunette. I am LOUIS VUITTON BROWN. B**** THATS LV," the singer tweeted yesterday.
She added, "Im gonna leave one streak of bad by my left ear. Lady when its down, and Gaga when its up. could we belong together?"
And by "one streak of bad," Gaga means a streak of blonde, obviously. But later in the evening, the singer tweeted yet again, scrapping the whole blonde streak business, saying:
"i think I'm gonna do away with this blond streak, feeling like a purist. gosh i forgot what it was like to have soft hair!"
For what it's worth, we liked the blonde tidbit by the ear. So how are we liking this new Lady Gaga mane? Is it perfect, or terrifyingly average?
Somehow it's more shocking to see a regular hair colour on Gaga than some highlighter neon shade, no? Next thing you know, she will be spotted wearing flats and jeans… Oh the humanity!
What do you think? Opinionate.